Dearest bonsisme,

In response to the tons of annoying Apple product related spam recently cluttering your dashboard, we have teamed up with Apple’s development team to ACTUALLY GIVE AWAY APPLE PRODUCTS! Under the condition that you agree to “test” the product, by allowing basic debug data to be automatically sent to Apple’s dev and diagnostics teams.

So, in a nutshell..
CLICK HERE TO RECEIVE YOUR FREE IPHONE OR IPAD!

God that seems so phony, darn you spammers!

Note: only the first 1,000 users may take part in this promotion, which is on a first come first serve basis.

Oh, and don’t be greedy. “Publish” and reblog away! Share the loot with your loyal followers! :)

ayyetrish:

I’m not anyone’s first choice. I’m not anyways favorite. People may tell me I mean a lot to them and that I’m special to them but I know there’s someone they will always choose over me.

(Source: annisbasedgoddess)

Me:  my answer = 23
Answer choices:  17, 19, 26, 36.
Me:  well 26 is closer to 23, so that must be the answer.